I'm afraid I can't get the gurning mug of the hideous Robin Askwith (sp?) out of my mind when I see any phrase that starts "Confessions of..."That does show my age, and what a sad sod I was as a teenager!
Unlike your cheery GOB self as of now? :-)
Caius, I can't get Robin Asquith / Askwith's gurning buttocks out of my mind. So think yourself lucky.